Fasting Sucks

So, it's the beginning of the year and I thought I would start this year out with the most ridiculous healthy nut fitness training crap ever. Everybody does it right? Just like everybody goes out and gets hammered on New Year's Eve and starts the year out with a nice hangover. Well, 2012 seems to be a little off. I don't know if it's because people think that a meteor is going to destroy the earth and this is their last year or what, but everybody seemed to stay home and being boring on NYE, maybe that is just a product of the fact that I am getting older. I was totally in the mood to go out and do something that night though, just couldn't find anybody to do it with. I had already spent an hour on my hair and had picked out an outfit, and I was trying to get off work as quickly as possible, all my effort for nothing...Anyways, back to my crazy hair-brained health nut thing. So, Christmas was the last day I drank, and I decided to go for 2 months with no alcohol (20 days is the longest I have ever calculated going), and work out every single day (in preparation for the last hair-brained idea I had, which was to do Tough Mudder...again.) Then I decided to do all these cleanses and detoxes and eat crazy healthy food at the same time that I am refraining from drinking the wine that I work with every day, and the awesome local beers that I have to pour for people at my other job, and of course, my beloved rum. After all, what is a good little pirate wench without her rum? I'll tell you what she is, she's hyper-spastic (that's what I like to call the symptoms of my ADHD which are at full throttle these days), over talkative, bored, hungry, way to smart, (see I drink alcohol to kill off the extra brain cells so everybody else can keep up. :-P ), and sober...and did I mention really hungry? I'm coming to the end of a 3 day fast, which I have to say, did help with taking away some of the energy, especially in the evenings. Anyways, there's the drunken, er, sober ramblings of a starving pirate chick.